Time to Soak

I had a rough day at the office chasing birds and lizards. Now how do I turn this damn thing on??

I'm stealthed!

"This is great! Nobody can see me behind this huge tree!"

Luci feels the wrath

This is what happens to you if you make me mad. I told you before that Luci will often try to push my buttons... Well this is what happens if you push me too far. (Notice Daisy cowering in fear in the background)

Ok, I quit drinking...for real this time

So this is what being a skunk feels like...

Introduction

So here I am hanging out on the screen. It's my screen so it's ok. Actually, everything is mine so I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. I'm the ruler of my house, yard, parents, dogs... hell, the entire neighborhood. If it wasn't for me, this place would fall apart. I keep the world in order. So I guess I'm the ruler of the world also. This is my world- Trixi's World- and you all live in it because I allow you to. If you don't know who I am yet, you will...oh yes, you will.

In case you can't tell from this picture, I'm a medium haired calico. I'm gorgeous - just look at that picture on the right on my main page. Look at it! But beauty is only one of my many qualities. I'm also quite brilliant - and even benevolent and caring to those that please and obey me. But if you cross me...God help you. Well, just ask any of those three bitches that live with me. -Trixi... meowt


See, this is what happens if you cross me. Just look at the fear on her stupid face. Peasant. This one's name is Luci. You'll see much more of her as she's always a target of my rage.